Phanus Phallus Phobias - Greatest Sh!ts!
Per Jensen Vocals, Bass, Guitar
AAA Marrz Vocals, Guitar
Cill O. Syben
Harmonica on "Picture"
Saxaphone on "Daydream"
Keys on "Little Neutrino"
Track: 500* of (C not F) Hot Vinyl
Way back when in 73
I was the compote and I was the sconce.
Weekly stealing brought us back some geen.
15 here, 20 there we were hot as hot could be.
500* of (C not F) hot vinyl -
a buck for a single, two bucks for a double thats final!
The baffilitic bungaloids of Shoppers Fair
Get the bag and lets go in the store.
Put the platters where well head for the door.
"Hey watch out man, what if we get caught?"
"Aw just fuck it!" oh the days of money out the ass!
The cockamamie cockface of Uncle Lees
Dennis was the Penis who took us there,
most of the time he didnt know where.
Just grab em and run for the Dennis is there,
The baffilitic bungaloids of Shoppers Fair.
The super rednecks of Super-X;
Deflated faces at Kresges store;
Stompadelic shitpersons Woolworth store;
Never such stupidity lets get some more!
We ripped and we store throughout the Spring.
We corned the market, this is a breeze!
"Theyre after us Fred, whatll we do!?" - "Just fuck it!"
And thats what we did friends, we split like hell!
The lamebrained idiots of Cardinal Point!