Phanus Phallus Phobias - Greatest Sh!ts!

Magellan is
Per Jensen Vocals, Bass, Guitar

AAA Marrz Vocals, Guitar

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Assisted by
Cy Kadellick

Cill O. Syben
Guitar, Vocals

Ellis Dee
Drums, Percussion

Walter Fix
Harmonica on "Picture"

Enna Fell
Saxaphone on "Daydream"

Amariah Hession
Keys on "Little Neutrino"


Track: 500* of (C not F) Hot Vinyl
Jensen-Pompanelli 1976

Way back when in ‘73
I was the compote and I was the sconce.
Weekly stealing brought us back some geen.
15 here, 20 there – we were hot as hot could be.

500* of (C not F) hot vinyl -
a buck for a single, two bucks for a double – that’s final!
The baffilitic bungaloids of Shopper’s Fair…

Get the bag and let’s go in the store.
Put the platters where we’ll head for the door.
"Hey watch out man, what if we get caught?"
"Aw just fuck it!" – oh the days of money out the ass!

The cockamamie cockface of Uncle Lee’s…

Dennis was the Penis who took us there,
most of the time he didn’t know where.
Just grab ‘em and run for the Dennis is there,
The baffilitic bungaloids of Shopper’s Fair.

The super rednecks of Super-X;
Deflated faces at Kresge’s store;
Stompadelic shitpersons Woolworth store;
Never such stupidity – let’s get some more!

We ripped and we store throughout the Spring.
We corned the market, this is a breeze!
"They’re after us Fred, what’ll we do!?" - "Just fuck it!"
And that’s what we did friends, we split like hell!

The lamebrained idiots of Cardinal Point!