Track: I Am The Walrus
John Lennon-Paul McCartney 1967

I am he as you are he
As you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly. I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody
Tuesday man you been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long.

I am the Eggman, they are the eggman -
I am the walrus goo goo g'joob!

Mr. City Policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
see how they run. I'm crying - I'm crying I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic
priestess boy you been a naughty girl,
you let your knickers down.

I am the Eggman, they are the eggmen -
I am the walrus goo goo g'joob!

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun;
if the sun don't come you get a tan from
standing in the English rain.

I am the Eggman, they are the eggmen -
I am the walrus goo goo g'joob!

Expert texpert choking smokers
don't you think the joker laughs at you? Ha ha ha!
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
see how they snied. I'm crying.

Semoline pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.

I am the Eggman, they are they eggmen -
I am the walrus goo goo g'joob!
goo goo goo g'joob
goo goo goo g'joob.


(reprinted by permission)