Track: I Can't Afford to Puke
Jensen 1992

I’m-a feelin’ kinda small and I’m thinkin’ lately
I’d be better off in another country.
They keep on raisin’ my taxes,
and my best buddy named Jack says,
"It’s enough to make me lose my breakfast
but I can’t afford to puke."

I went to the mall for some shoppin’ lately.
Underwear, socks, and shoes just broke me.
They keep on raisin’ them prices,
and my best buddy names Ike says,
"It’s enough to make me lose my breakfast
but I can’t afford to puke.
No, I can’t afford to puke."

Maybe, maybe I’ll win the lottery.
Or maybe I’ll discover some ancient pottery.
I’ll be rich enough to pay my dues,
But I won’t give none to you, so fuck you!

I was watchin’ the news on the TV lately;
election time just sucks if you ask me.
It’s the same ol’ lousy bullshit,
and my best buddy name Janet said,
"I’m gonna lose my breakfast
but I can’t afford to puke.
No, I can’t afford to puke.
I can’t afford to puke!"