Phanus:
Phanus Phallus Phobias - Greatest Sh!ts!
NEW RELEASE!!

Magellan is
Per Jensen Vocals, Bass, Guitar

AAA Marrz Vocals, Guitar

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Assisted by
Cy Kadellick
Keyboards

Cill O. Syben
Guitar, Vocals

Ellis Dee
Drums, Percussion

Walter Fix
Harmonica on "Picture"

Enna Fell
Saxaphone on "Daydream"

Amariah Hession
Keys on "Little Neutrino"

LYRICS

Track: Pants
Jensen-Marrz 1980

(spoken word introduction)

Toilet paper is a blessed gift.
Rubbers are just like a swim with your boots on.
And I use Playtex deodorant tampons,
but I prefer to use your mammary glands.

(chorus)
I’m pullin’ down the pants of life –
I know it, I love it, and I’m glad!

What is beauty if you have to shit?
Or if you puke or if you have to piss?
There’s nothin’ better than a shiny commode -
it just invites you to dump your load.
(chorus)

(spoken word interlude)

Suppositories are lots of fun.
I love to masturbate with sandpaper gloves.
And I love to wear her panties for weeks.
I want to know if you can gargle with dirt.
(chorus)

I can tell you that you got bad breath,
I think your armpits smell like month-old death.
You got a problem with a(n) dirty (itchy) ass,
but then my favorite is a social disease.
(chorus)

(repeat first verse and chorus)

(repeat second verse and chorus)

(spoken word ending)