Phanus Phallus Phobias - Greatest Sh!ts!

Magellan is
Per Jensen Vocals, Bass, Guitar

AAA Marrz Vocals, Guitar

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Assisted by
Cy Kadellick

Cill O. Syben
Guitar, Vocals

Ellis Dee
Drums, Percussion

Walter Fix
Harmonica on "Picture"

Enna Fell
Saxaphone on "Daydream"

Amariah Hession
Keys on "Little Neutrino"


Track: Pants
Jensen-Marrz 1980

(spoken word introduction)

Toilet paper is a blessed gift.
Rubbers are just like a swim with your boots on.
And I use Playtex deodorant tampons,
but I prefer to use your mammary glands.

I’m pullin’ down the pants of life –
I know it, I love it, and I’m glad!

What is beauty if you have to shit?
Or if you puke or if you have to piss?
There’s nothin’ better than a shiny commode -
it just invites you to dump your load.

(spoken word interlude)

Suppositories are lots of fun.
I love to masturbate with sandpaper gloves.
And I love to wear her panties for weeks.
I want to know if you can gargle with dirt.

I can tell you that you got bad breath,
I think your armpits smell like month-old death.
You got a problem with a(n) dirty (itchy) ass,
but then my favorite is a social disease.

(repeat first verse and chorus)

(repeat second verse and chorus)

(spoken word ending)