Per Jensen Vocals, Bass, Guitar
AAA Marrz Vocals, Guitar
Cill O. Syben
Harmonica on "Picture"
Saxaphone on "Daydream"
Keys on "Little Neutrino"
(spoken word introduction)
Toilet paper is a blessed gift.
Rubbers are just like a swim with your boots on.
And I use Playtex deodorant tampons,
but I prefer to use your mammary glands.
Im pullin down the pants of life
I know it, I love it, and Im glad!
What is beauty if you have to shit?
Or if you puke or if you have to piss?
Theres nothin better than a shiny commode -
it just invites you to dump your load.
(spoken word interlude)
Suppositories are lots of fun.
I love to masturbate with sandpaper gloves.
And I love to wear her panties for weeks.
I want to know if you can gargle with dirt.
I can tell you that you got bad breath,
I think your armpits smell like month-old death.
You got a problem with a(n) dirty (itchy) ass,
but then my favorite is a social disease.
(repeat first verse and chorus)
(repeat second verse and chorus)
(spoken word ending)