Track: Quayle Huntin'
Jensen-Pompanelli 1990

I’m gonna take me a trip to Washington
‘cuz I’ve heard the huntin’s great.
I got me a brand new 12-gauge,
and an Uzi just to be safe.
Well I hear there’s a great big Quayle,
the biggest one you ever seen.
Well I hope I can bag me the big one
and be a hero for my daddy.

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I’m-a gonna go Quayle huntin’
And I got me a big game plan.
Im-a gonna go Quayle huntin’
And do it for my daddy Sam.

Well they tell that this here Quayle
is dummer’n a box o’ shit.
He don’t do much and he likes to hide
but they pay him quite a bit.
So I don’t think they’ll miss him much
if I hung ‘im up on my wall.
He’ll probably spook real easy
‘cuz he ain’t got no balls.

(chorus)
I’m-a gonna go Quayle huntin’
And get me some real big game.
Im-a gonna go Quayle huntin’
And do it in my daddy’s name.

Gettin’ my guns on board that plane
was easy as one, two, three.
I told ‘em I was gonna go huntin’!
And he said, "Sure, fine with me!"
So if you see a Bush with a pointy head
you’re prob’ly gonna find a Quayle.
But after three whole days that sumbitch
never, ever showed his face.

Well I’m-a gonna go Quayle huntin’
and I’ll be back someday.
I’m-a gonna go Quayle huntin’
and bag that boy some way
I’m gonna get my daddy to show me how
‘cuz he’s the best they always say

I’m-a gonna go Quayle huntin’
and do it for my daddy Sam.
Well I’m gonna go Quayle huntin’
and do it for the Son of Sam!