Track: He's Ronnie (He's Reagan In The Dough)
Jensen 1988

Ronald Reagan is a real nice guy.
The only problem is I don’t know why.
He probably learned a lot from actor’s school
to be elected by the movie reviews.

(chorus) He ought to get a best actor’s award –
He’s Ronnie, he’s Reagan in the dough.

I think of Ronnie when I see a prune.
I often wonder where he pissed prune juice.
And where is mandatory retirement when you need it?
He probably snorts a lot of vitamin E.

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Where is Brady when he needs a friend?
Assassination is the next big trend.
There’s something wrong with Brady ‘cause he isn’t dead.
That’s why Ronnie likes him – got it in the head

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Ronnie has a ball with the economy.
Our wages go to hell and he’s laughing free.
He talks a lot of shit and says we’re gonna be fine
while most of us stand in the unemployment line.

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Ronnie and Khomeini make a hell of a pair.
And keep the fucking hostages – we don’t care.
We’re having such a party here in Washington,
We’re eatin’ shit and havin’ fun!

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