Phanus Phallus Phobias - Greatest Sh!ts!
Per Jensen Vocals, Bass, Guitar
AAA Marrz Vocals, Guitar
Cill O. Syben
Harmonica on "Picture"
Saxaphone on "Daydream"
Keys on "Little Neutrino"
Russia is a country, Russia dont get funky.
They dont do nothing but play with bombs,
they dont believe in Santa.
Russias like a crayfish, Russia is ass-backward.
They dont have fun, just play chess,
and Breshnev is a turd.
(chorus) Lets all live in Russia!
Lets all move to Russia!
If you want your say, you will have to pay.
Theyll put you on a tray, and then throw you away.
Theres no one to believe in, they dont have Johnny Carson.
But they have lots of hobbies, like sittin around and fartin.
We like to drink our Vodka, we like to dance the Polka.
Wed love to kill the Capitalist pigs, hell yes we give a shit!