Track: The Telephone Pole Song
Zsoerbin 1990

I’m goin’ out and drive into a telephone pole
‘cause you don’t love me any more, babe.
(bitch!)
You’ve been goin’ out on me
For a month or two or three
and I’ve had all that I can take.
(bitch!)
I don’t care if you walk out the door
‘cause I don’t wanna see ya no more -
I’m goin’ out and drive into a telephone pole
(bitch!)

I’m goin’ out and get totally drunk
‘cause you don’t love me any more, babe.
(slut!)
We had a good thing long ago
and now I’ve got nothin’ to show
except a bunch of bitter memories
(slut!)
I don’t care with whom you go to bed
or if you go in a corner and stand on your head -
I’m goin’ out and get totally drunk.
(slut!)

I’m goin’ out and find me a lady of the evening
‘cause you don’t love me anymore, babe.
(cunt)
You go your way and I’ll go mine
if you wanna come back then get in line
‘cause I’m tellin’ you now you’ll have a real long wait.
(cunt)
Baby you’re been real mean to me,
And now it’s my turn as you can see,
I’m going out and fine me a lady of the evening.
(cunt)

And then… get drunk… (bitch)
And then… (slut) I’m going out… (cunt)
And drive into a telephone pole
‘cause I don’t love you anymore babe!